Whaddareya Listenin' to?

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
BTW ... there are absolutely no grownups dwelling in this dwelling. Just cats and kids gone mad

...... have you forgotten 'Tom' and 'Rupert'.....

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
And yore not grownup at-all at-all ... I finally realized that you have that premature aging dis-ease ... yore just a youngun with grey hair and wrinkles (perhaps from the plain Exports? )

.... NO! ... I think it's caused from listening to the likes of YOU!!! ... constantly ing, nostop....

:idea:

... and might I suggest, that if there are no grown-ups there, you might want to go and 'PLAY IN THE TRAFFIC'... preferably on the DON VALLEY EXPRESSWAY......, now run along and PLAY.....

[Jon Skagfeld]

Dangerously jumping in here 'twixt Hairy Pioneer Tonner and Teeny Weeny Left Coast import Sinclair, and on a little more serious note, aren't the "treasured records" relative to the Shrimp Lady's uncle, i.e. paper records, not vinyl records?

C'mon, you two... Play nice!:love:

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
Dangerously jumping in here 'twixt Hairy Pioneer Tonner and Teeny Weeny Left Coast import Sinclair, and on a little more serious note, aren't the "treasured records" relative to the Shrimp Lady's uncle, i.e. paper records, not vinyl records?

C'mon, you two... Play nice!:love:

Yes ... the records that "I" talk of are indeed my treasured PAPERS ... regards Mark-O's confusion, he's a little hyperactive at times and that effects his attention span ... free association kicks in and he's off and gone on excited dreams of revenge which spill out in verbiage

ALSO ... he now instructs me to play in the traffic ... which is ONE thing, but hey MASTER SUNRAY ... it surely sounds like our prematurely aged Mark-O has invited YOU as well as I to "play in the traffic" ... be a man ... bust his arse!

Marko, NO, I have not forgotten Rupert and Tom, but they are so old they must have turned to stone as they remain seriously silent ... and deaf as well, no doubt.

I fear I shall not be able to play on the Don Valley expressway, as who would feed the cats and dust off Rupert and Tom, or feed Vegemite and Lima-Dinna's to your very own Master Sunray so you may continue to play in this forum, chasing me around the threads with your words (INDEED sir! CONTROL YOURSELF AT ONCE)

I'll speak to Master Sunray and let him know that i no longer wish him to bust yore arse ... I'm not done with you yet

Now ... coffee and time ...

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
ALSO ... he now instructs me to play in the traffic ... which is ONE thing, but hey MASTER SUNRAY ... it surely sounds like our prematurely aged Mark-O has invited YOU as well as I to "play in the traffic" ... be a man ... bust his arse!

LOL!

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Marko, NO, I have not forgotten Rupert and Tom, but they are so old they must have turned to stone as they remain seriously silent ... and deaf as well, no doubt.

... at the most, Rupert and Tom are only eighty two years of age 'Little Miss', so I doubt if they've turned to stone. As for staying silent, that is simple to explain, with the likes of you, and your ing, the poor buggers can't get a word in edge wise.... now go play chicken with a TTC streetcar or subway train, or something constructive like that.........and let the grown-ups work.... in peace......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
... at the most, Rupert and Tom are only eighty two years of age 'Little Miss', so I doubt if they've turned to stone. As for staying silent, that is simple to explain, with the likes of you, and your ing, the poor buggers can't get a word in edge wise.... now go play chicken with a TTC streetcar or subway train, or something constructive like that.........and let the grown-ups work.... in peace......

Careful what you wish for

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Careful what you wish for

....promises...promises...promises.....

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
on a little more serious note, aren't the "treasured records" relative to the Shrimp Lady's uncle, i.e. paper records

Jon;

You wouldn't even recognize the pile of paper I received as being a 'record' of any type. But after days and days and hours and hours, I've finally been able to put the 'pile' into some semblance of order, which I shall be despatching back to ...... Gee ???, I've forgotten who I'm suppose to send them back to......... ...Nope, that didn't work, I still can't remember. Oh well, I'll go have a and think about it.

Cheers

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Jon;

You wouldn't even recognize the pile of paper I received as being a 'record' of any type. But after days and days and hours and hours, I've finally been able to put the 'pile' into some semblance of order, which I shall be despatching back to ...... Gee ???, I've forgotten who I'm suppose to send them back to......... ...Nope, that didn't work, I still can't remember. Oh well, I'll go have a and think about it.

Cheers

Laird tunnnnnderin' jaisus ... what's in your cigarettes Old Fart?

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Laird tunnnnnderin' jaisus ... what's in your cigarettes Old Fart?

Nope!, Sorry!, Just plain old 'EXPORT PLAINS', nothing more/nothing less.... but I still can't remember to whom I'm suppose to return the 'pile-o-paper' to????.........

Any hints there Geoff........ maybe I should ask Rupert or Tom.....

P.S. Good Night 'Little Miss'

Thank the lawd that brung me here and made a body need to sleep .... he's going to sleep now...

G'nite Old Fart

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
.... he's going to sleep now...

G'nite Old Fart

You only HOPE!!!!....... , but there is always tomorrow...... :idea: .............

nite nite.........

[Jon Skagfeld]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Marko, NO, I have not forgotten Rupert and Tom, but they are so old they must have turned to stone as they remain seriously silent ... and deaf as well, no doubt.

I fear I shall not be able to play on the Don Valley expressway, as who would feed the cats and dust off Rupert and Tom, or feed Vegemite and Lima-Dinna's to your very own Master Sunray so you may continue to play in this forum, chasing me around the threads with your words (INDEED sir! CONTROL YOURSELF AT ONCE)

I'll speak to Master Sunray and let him know that i no longer wish him to bust yore arse ... I'm not done with you yet

Now ... coffee and time ...

Hey, you furriner...it's the DVP not an expressway.

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
Hey, you furriner...it's the DVP not an expressway.

Don Valley Parking Lot is more like it...

Originally posted by Jon Skagfeld
Hey, you furriner...it's the DVP not an expressway.

Master Skagman I duly you ... but allow me to you the facts of my error-oopsie-ous ways ... you'll have to blame the Old Fart HBM-O for that error as you can only blame me for not knowing the name of the DVP (nick or otherwise) BECAUSE it was Old Fart who led me astray, and I accept being called a furriner cuz I be's a furriner ... but the OLD FART SHOULD KNOW BETTER being local to the area. Am I not correct oh Master Skagman?

So ... here I sit smoking my NATIVE cigarette (no ... NOT wacky tabacky and am about to retire for the night ..... and I shall wonder how ever I missed my typo in that OTHER thread until Master R. made such cheeky reference to it ... something about the word "alphabetizing" was it not?

oops ... sleep calls .... so until the morrow ... nite all.

MA yawns

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
... you'll have to blame the Old Fart HBM-O for that error as you can only blame me for not knowing the name of the DVP (nick or otherwise) BECAUSE it was Old Fart who led me astray, and I accept being called a furriner cuz I be's a furriner ... but the OLD FART SHOULD KNOW BETTER being local to the area. Am I not correct oh Master Skagman

NO YOUR WRONG THERE YAPSTER, I'M NOT 'LOCAL' TO THE AREA, I WAS MERELY POSTED TO TORONTO FOR A TIME, BUT YOU WHO LIVE IN SAID CITY SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE !!!!!!...ME LEAD YOU ASTRAY....Oh Boy! :

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
(no ... NOT wacky tabacky

No, in fact, something much stronger..........

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
NO YOUR WRONG THERE YAPSTER, I'M NOT 'LOCAL' TO THE AREA, I WAS MERELY POSTED TO TORONTO FOR A TIME, BUT YOU WHO LIVE IN SAID CITY SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE !!!!!!...ME LEAD YOU ASTRAY....Oh Boy! :

Good morning OFHBM-O

Well ... being new here -two months only- and after having NEVER been to this city or any place East of Kapuskasing (spelling?) until I arrived here, this then can only be Master Sunray's fault, NOT MINE, for not drilling into my head the local info I should know :



Coffee and time for Ma

PS: whats stronger than Wacky Tabacky?

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
..... this then can only be Master Sunray's fault, NOT MINE, for not drilling into my head the local info I should know

Me thinks this can be corrected by the aid of a good hard 'SMACK' upside of the Master Sunray's head with one of your weapons of choice MA . If need be, please feel free to stand on a chair to administer this corrective measure. Failing that, might I suggest stepping up the Jifferoo's obedience training to a more rigid standard.

P.S. If all else fails, a good swift kick in the 's, should do the trick..... if you can get your foot up that high.

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
Me thinks this can be corrected by the aid of a good hard 'SMACK' upside of the Master Sunray's head with one of your weapons of choice MA . If need be, please feel free to stand on a chair to administer this corrective measure. Failing that, might I suggest stepping up the Jifferoo's obedience training to a more rigid standard.

P.S. If all else fails, a good swift kick in the 's, should do the trick..... if you can get your foot up that high.

I DO believe I shall let Master Sunray his-self reply to this one. Currently he's in pitiful shape and he needs to get better before he can be a worthy opponant for a fair fight again though. He's not feeling so well today, so perhaps get-well wishes are in order for today, and the swift kicks and such can come when he's perky and feisty again?

But then again, perhaps his peakedness will add zing to his fling and he'll fire back quite well indeed?

We shall see.

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Currently he's in pitiful shape and he needs to get better

.... what pray tell did MA make for dinner last evening....... .......hope the Master Sunray feels better tomorrow......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
.... what pray tell did MA make for dinner last evening....... .......hope the Master Sunray feels better tomorrow......

Lima-Dinna ... that helped, NOT hindered his health ... though he's a little noisier from behind

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Lima-Dinna ... that helped, NOT hindered his health ... though he's a little noisier from behind

OH!...YOU MEAN.....GAS, GAS, GAS !!!!!!!!!!....

I suggest you keep him away from any type of open flame today........ BOOM!!!!

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner


OH!...YOU MEAN.....GAS, GAS, GAS !!!!!!!!!!....

I suggest you keep him away from any type of open flame today........ BOOM!!!!

Well, as the Master Sunray his-self would say:

"Roger that."

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Well, as the Master Sunray his-self would say:

"Roger that."

"Roger Out"

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Piss off the both of you! Another double vodka and orange juice an' I'll be just fine. Another dose of beans 'n bacon this aft, no doubt the sounds will be entertaining the cats a bit later.

On another note, highly entertaining it is to sit here and watch "apephlebetizing" my bookcase. Just lucky I know the books from their covers....

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
Piss off the both of you! Another double vodka and orange juice an' I'll be just fine. Another dose of beans 'n bacon this aft, no doubt the sounds will be entertaining the cats a bit later.

On another note, highly entertaining it is to sit here and watch "apephlebetizing" my bookcase. Just lucky I know the books from their covers....

Hmmmm ..... just for that cheek I shall have to come up with a new :idea: for ALPHABETIZINGZINGZINGZINGZING yore books ..... He knows them by their covers because he can't read : .... but boy can he ever "sound off from the rear" (B-FLAT) as he just did on the couch ... I do believe he demands Lima-Dinnas frequently just to blow me away? Truth is, he was WORSE without Lima-Dinna .... HEY ... :idea: I'd best take his lighter away from him

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Geoff Winnington-Ball
On another note, highly entertaining it is to sit here and watch "apephlebetizing" my bookcase. Just lucky I know the books from their covers....

SHES DOING WHAT!!!!! ...

I don't even let the girls into the library......putting your books in alphabetical order...... Me thinks the 'Pixie' has cast a spell on you or something...next she'll be wanting to wash Tom and Rupert's uniforms.......or ....... ........

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Damn, piss me off! I don't know where ANYTHING is anymore. At least I got her to sort between WW1, WW2, Korea and Vietnam. But it's gonna take me hours to find stuff I used to know by touch... damned women gotta "organize" everything...