And you thought it was only for Chinese food...

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Measured the bosses' swolleen knee with the tape to prove to her it was swollen plus I needed it to finish my mission!.THEN wearing my SS cammo helmet with the ski goggles on it(looking like a MARINE)plus my green tartan shorts,beige cammo t-short & flip-flops(it's summer)went down to the den for the measurement of the GOLDEN RETRIEVER.Got him to "Do Dead dog"where he rolls over on his back with his paws in the 'I surrender"position.He measured 45 inches long.Just then the BOSS shows her head & asks"What are you doing"? Being quick thinking I told her I was measuring Shadow for a winter coat,albeit a short one.Then everything went blurry when he licked my sky goggles.What was this thread all about/Never mind,gotta take my prisoner for a walk now.Save me a place in the back of the truck with the Yappy lady & GWB's boss