NEWSFLASH: Master Sunray Breaks Toe

Hello Everyone,

I regret to inform you-all that our own Master of MLU His-Self has bust a toe (middle one, left foot) and lovely black-and blue it is too!!! .... (NO ... i did NOT get him with )The corner of the couch got 'im ... poor thing is in pain. Say something nice to take his mind off the pain when he's next in here (in the morning probably)

[cliff]

poor thing. But I am sure it will stop him getting 'toey' for a while

get better soon boss

cheers
Cliff

PS> I have a spare wheelchair if you need it

[Tony Smith]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Hello Everyone,

Say something nice to take his mind off the pain when he's next in here (in the morning probably)

You might have a swollen toe, but at least your hat size hasn't changed!

Hey, haven't you just recovered from a broken rib? Have you met a sweet 'lil nurse down the RAP?

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Tony Smith
You might have a swollen toe, but at least your hat size hasn't changed!

Might have, since I shaved in a good high-and-tight yesterday for the funeral service for the aunt of my friend (whom I and my father knew all our lives, the aunt I mean).

Hey, haven't you just recovered from a broken rib? Have you met a sweet 'lil nurse down the RAP?

Negative on the rib, old man, at least since I gave one away to make what we call "woman". But come to think of it, there was this cute little thing (actually taller than me) at the funeral yesterday, half my age but not nearly as good-looking...

Piss me off... (not the woman)... the bloody black toe just woke me up. Scary, because I have to leave for work in less than four hours. Not quite sure how I'm actually going to walk to the tram-stop from here (could barely navigate from bedroom to here). Vodka needed methinks, but that's self-defeating.

The damnable thing was that I wasn't even pissed at the time I broke the bloody thing. Mebbe if I were I wouldn't have. Shite, this hurts.

[Snowtractor]

...remove right foot and put in the left foot occasionally will reduce the risk of broken toes.

Or is the Klingon version of sex we are witnessing here? You know the guys on MLU willnever tell a soul....

Sean

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

The right elbow is important.Just imagine feeding Geoff a 24 intravenously!!He'd be terrible to live with.what with the slowness of imbibing.QUESTION??Didn't he hurt something carrying beer cases outside the Ontario Liquer Control Board store a few years ago??But didn't spill a drop??

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
I regret to inform you-all that our own Master of MLU His-Self has bust a toe (middle one, left foot) and lovely black-and blue it is too!!! ....

.... did he trip over the wee itty bitty pixie .......

Originally posted by Mark W. Tonner
.... did he trip over the wee itty bitty pixie .......

Sorry Master Mark-Oh ... can't hang this one on me. I was sound asleep in the other room when he had that run-in with the corner of the couch You should see the lovely black-and blue ... Grumbacher and Winsor and Newton should make those colours of paints The WHOLE TOE and up part of his foot is thus "coloured" ... ouch!

[Max Hedges]

... oh, poor boy. Are you sure, you weren't distracted, when the incident occured?

[Mark W. Tonner]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
Sorry Master Mark-Oh ... can't hang this one on me. I was sound asleep in the other room when he had that run-in with the corner of the couch

...granted, you may have been asleep in the other room, but you shouldn't have moved the couch before you retired for the night......................