Ma Yappy job search?

[Garry Shipton (RIP)]

Report on job interview-

Well armen,it went very well.The lady human resources manager asked a lot of questions,Actually,she reminded me of you.She was so short,I had to get on my knees to look at her eye to eye.
Hope you get your job.

A guy joke I heard in the car on my way to the interview.

A fellow is standing in the forest amongst the trees talking to himself.Does this mean that although knowone can hear him,he's still wrong with his wife??: