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Hmmmm ... bin thinkin' bout Max's comment regards rootin' / ruttin' ... I think that Canadian "rooting" is the equivalant of Aussie "rutting" ... therefore ... Canadian "rutting EQUALS rooting in Aussieland ... therefore ...damned if I do, damned if I don't ...

I shall say NEITHER (is THAT safe? : ) ... dammit ... now I must come up with a no-double-meaning expression : ... you folks'll be the death of Ma yet : )