It's just not cricket!

[Alex Blair (RIP)]

Keith
Don has it about right...

Originally posted by Don Dingwall
.... Keith, if it ain't played on ice in this country, it ain't a real sport!

One of the games we play on ice is called "Boot the bear"..
Rules involve lots of beer ,a sleeping polar bear and a bunch of buddies...

Object of the game is to find a sleeping polar bear..consume the beer..sneak up on the bear and boot it in the sack and run...
Object of the game is not to out run the bear,but to out run your buddies...
You'll know if you won ...if you don't end up as the bears dinner..
and your ex-buddie does...
And as for the 36 crickets...that was on one eyebrow....