Garry Shipton - Urgent Message

Jon, I could plead a typo but I guess it was the Scouse part of my heritage that made the error. My mother was born in Rutherglen, my wife in Dundee, my daughter in law in Dunbarton, you would think I would know better by now.
I have awarded myself 16 lashes (you know where) with a wet noodle I hope that is sufficient punishment for my missdeed.
I avoided the clearances by being a sneaky bugger, still am my wife tells me and Hadrian's Wall was built to keep the Scots out of England not the English out of Scotland and it didn't work either way.