humour

[Barry Churcher]

This was sent to me by a military guy so thought it okay to post.

" Walking Eagle".

Prime Minister Paul Martin was invited to address a major gathering of the
Canadian Indian Nation two weeks ago in Northern Canada. He spoke
for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native's
present standard of living, should he be re-elected. He also referred to his career as Finance Minister.
Although the Prime Minister was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed
most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented him with
a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
Prime Minister then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs as to how they came
to select the new name given to the Prime Minister.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full
of shit it can no longer fly.