happy christmas

[Bill Murray]

Temperance, always temperance.
Says he who is on his third and last dollop of the marvelous Scottish elixer.

Happy Holidays to all which is nowadays PC.

Totally off subject, but after 25 years of negotiating with my lovely wife Pat, I got a ferret for Christmas (two days early actually. As he is a masked ferret, his name is Bandit.

I think I now understand why Pat did not want one, at least from her perspective. I never knew ferrets could squeeze under the normal space under a connecting door to another room or a corridor. They seemingly have no bones at all. As well, this one can open any interior door in the house (houses have loose locks I guess)

Tonight, the little bugger has pushed most of the books off of my shelves in his "investigation" of my office, has opened the doors to my various cabinets to inspect the contents and has figured out how to open the former clothes closet doors to what is now a series of bookshelves

As I type this, he has pushed open the file drawer next to my PC and is ravaging the drawer full of file folders.

And then now, he just shat on the floor.

Maybe some Christmas dreams should not be fullfilled????

It gets better.

I cleaned up the mess and dumped the kleenex in the loo and left the door open to the bathroom.

Bandit just fell into the loo and it is now time for another bath.

I am a very happy camper!!!
Cheers
Bill