Where the heck are the WOMEN???

[Mark Sierant]

Well my chosen hobbies are all devoid of women. I hunt, ride dirt bikes long distances, and collect and restore military vehicles. Women are few and far between, I put this down to society dictating the learning path for young ladies that leads to a total lack of Mechanical Empathy.
Women will ride a horse in the bush long distances because they are taught to care for them just like babies. Blokes just don't care and want the bloody thing to go and NOW, no stuffing around.
It is a shame I cant share the joy of my latest find with the missus, whose only comment is your not brinigng that "thing" home.
I have a mate whose wife was brought up by a very commited collector farther. The lucky bastard gets sex every time they find a new toy in a farm shed. He reckons he married to his best mate. For the rest of us unlucky fellows who married a pretty bit of skirt we just have to sneak the toys home.

I hope to break the cycle that society has created, I have a 3 month old girl who I have taken to placing a toy jeep in her play ring. Of course the wife keeps taking it away but I will persist.