The Canadian Election

[RHClarke]

THEY'RE MAKING THIS STUFF UP

A Liberal party television ad attacking Stephen Harper for proposing to station troops near <Canadian> cities has quickly inspired parodies on a number of blog sites.

A few examples:
President Kennedy is gunned down in Dallas, Texas.
George W. Bush's home state.
Where a lot of wealthy American right-wingers live.
Some say the fatal shots were fired from a grassy knoll.
Where was Stephen Harper that day?
He isn't saying.
Choose your <Canada>.
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Little Susie Smith, a seven year-old girl in Brampton, Ontario, has her bicycle stolen.
A pink bicycle.
With little streamers on the handlebars.
And who just happened to be campaigning in Brampton that day?
Stephen Harper.
That's who.
We're not making this up.
Choose your <Canada>.
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Stephen Harper drinks Merlot.
With a lamb entree.
In our cities.
In <Canada>.
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Inability to write complete sentences.
Because of no Day Care Program.
Right here in this ad.
In <Canada>.
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Just now at the Subway on Bank St. I was buying my lunch and there ... in line ... standing in front of me ... was a soldier.
In our cities.
In <Canada>.
A soldier.
He seemed to be ordering the six-inch ham and turkey.
With chipotle sauce.
In <Canada>.
We're not making this stuff up.
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Stephen Harper has a dog.
You know who else had a dog?
Hitler.
Adolf Hitler.
That's who.
Did Stephen Harper train his dog to attack racial minorities on command?
We don't know.
He's not saying.
Choose your <Canada>.
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Stephen Harper ate at a Tex-Mex place once.
You know what the "Tex" in Tex-Mex stands for?
Texas.
George W. Bush's home state.
And you know who else would have liked Tex-Mex food if he were alive today?
Adolf Hitler.
We're not making this up.
Choose your <Canada>.

Sources: damianpenny.com; andrewcoyne.com; weblogs.macleans.ca/paulwells/ First hit - Premier mot clé