Cletracs!!!!

[Bob Moseley (RIP)]

Hi Ducky

Try the following rationales as a start to obtaining a Cletrac;

1/ I am helping to preserve the cultural heritage of our country,

2/ I need it to move my "stuff" around.

3/ It would be useful for crushing some of my old "stuff" prior to its disposal (HOWEVER THIS IS ONLY A SUGGESTION AND NOT AN OPTION).

4/ I can relive my youth and through that become a re-generated person. This re-generation would be of great benefit to your wife on Saturday night social occasions in the boudoir.

5/ We've got one, the Jones haven't. I don't know if you are familiar with the term "keeping up with the Jones." If not, tell me and I'll explain it to you.

6/ Finally - I"M THE BOSS AND I WANT ONE. (treat this one with great caution)

For my own protection my identity must not be revealed to your charming bride.

Bob