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Originally posted by RHClarke
We need someone to take the blame.
Qualifications:
Can't be married (or have a "partner" - same problems as having a wife);
Can't have more than two CMPs (frames count!);
Gotta like driving all day;
Gotta love beer (whilst not driving);
Gotta love the smell of old grease;
Gotta love beer;
Gotta have war stories;
Must be able to spell CMP;
Gotta love beer;
Mechanical skills are not required;
Will work for beer;
Sense of humour a prerequisite; and
Gotta be able to lie without cracking a smile or avoiding a gaze...
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I might have a problem with the CPM bit, however, go ahead and tell your whip-cracking niners that this stuff actually belongs to me and that you two are just volunteering to help me out. Once you are deeply into that story I will make my real demands known.
31-01-06, 02:16
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