Karmen's Going to Australia

[Howard]

Korowa Karmen, you've got all sorts of words to learn...
Lolly (as in "do your lolly), Lolly (as in "chewing a lolly"),
Words like Konk, Snoz, bugle, all describe the same thing
You'll meet people that are bonzer, wankers, drongos, beauts, sorts and bastards.
It is OK to call a mate a bastard. It is a sign of affection.
While you are meeting these mongrells, you can suck down a tinny, chew on a snag and light up a durrie while we bung on some damper. Just don't end up a little Mozart and Lizt... (Thanks Keefy)