Originally posted by Vets Dottir A little OZ Red Cross parcel arrived Saturday morning to Kartmann's bunker from Salesman Bob...
1 Package of BILLY TEA -to warm me innards,perk me brain, and smells droolingly GREAT!
1 TEA BILLY to billy me tea, mate ... shall need to learn "HOW TO BILLY TEA"
1 Package of ANZAC BISCUITS ... to dunk in me STRONG BUSH CUPPA and fillme tummy
1 sized Military Vehicle CJ-2A JEEP to drive round me firepit I dug in the middle of me bunker floor while MY BILLY BOILS ...
Ah ... heavenly bliss!
Now all I need is an MLU Tea mug, the Year Of the Blitz to watch while enjoying a bit of Australia and MLU niceness while sitting in me Jeep, in my Canadian bunker downunder ground, from the DownUnder ...
SAlESMAN BOB - SANTA ..... Mate, I am AB-SO-BLOODY-LUTE-LY
DELIGHTED!
Thank You Bob, for your wonderful thoughtful gesture and the perks you've sent me ... I'll enjoy them with the flavour of Australia and will feel like I'm from OZ ... right here