Jif in Australia

Howard, thanks for the update and I'm glad that Geoff was kind enough, like a good guest should be, to not abscond with Ms Mudpuddle Happy, I'm sure, will be very happy to see Geoff again and there's no way she would stand for Master Jif kidnapping any other female, and Jif would be too afraid to upset Happy, therefore his words about eloping with Ms Mudpuddle are all talk and no action.

I hope that Happy isn't aware of Jif's flirtation with Blond Lucy whilst at Corowa. Jif was a Bah-bah-bad boy and Happy will surely him if she knows what shenanigans he has been up to as any good sheep worth her weight in precious Vegemite would do!



Ma Yappy