An ambition

[Jon Skagfeld]

Originally posted by Tony Smith
Now, let me see if I've got this straight. After flying halfway round the world in an Economy sized seat, Keith is going to be feted by a plethora of local luminaries, confused by Jiff's interpretation of GMT and "primed with various libations" which will react violently with his unaccustomed constitution, after which (Jetlagged and hungover) he will be put behind the wheel of a powerful motor vehicle (the said Ford) and set loose on frozen, icy public roads and attempt to drive on the wrong side of the road.
Am I right in thinking that this might not be the best thing to try on FRIDAY THE 13th?:

Tony:

Absolutely fantastic response. LMAO!

You've got the sequence pretty well covered.

Pray for us, we may not pass this way again!