Which would YOU prefer?

Ah, the fine gentleman (whom shall remain nameless unless he fesses up to this in here) who sent this to me knows a woman's heart very well indeed ... for after all, what a woman really wants is the same as a man really wants ... the woman to be a happy woman!

Ma Yappy Pixie Witch :love:

Arthur and the Witch

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?


What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.
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Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.


Now....what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is.....

If you don't let a woman have her own way.........Things are going to get ugly!

[DaveCox]

I'd have said " keep her ugly at night" - after all you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire!! LMAO



( I can say that, 'cos transatlantic frying pans haven't been invented yet!)

[Ponysoldier]

Errrrrrrrr I thought they had????
Patrick
P.S. No

[DaveCox]

Nah, even our own little mini-witch couldn't throw a pan that far!

[Ponysoldier]

Ah errrrrrrr the 11A1 is fire and forget with a high ballistic
arc and low velocity reentry... (thats got get some attention)
Hits are 3 meters at 250,000 ft.... sides she could hit
ya left handed at that range......
Patrick
P.S I'm dead now

[Snowtractor]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
... for after all, what a woman really wants is the same as a man really wants ...

Ma Yappy Pixie Witch :love:

....yup, a nice ass

Sean


ps: doesn't hurt if she's rich too

You are a ish and incorrigible lot, the lot of you :

NOTE TO SELF: Season my cast iron skillet collection today.

[Snowtractor]

Originally posted by Vets Dottir
You are a ish and incorrigible lot, the lot of you :

NOTE TO SELF: Season my cast iron skillet collection today.

Yeah we guys are so bad looking at those firefighter posters and Oogling Brad Pitt or the Chippendales, and nothing quite like having a pool boy....At least men are honest and a person can understand what they say...cause they say it.

I think this battle of the sexes best just end here because there is no winner [though one of the sexes won't agree to that] and it has been going on since man invented "the cave" .
Sean

Originally posted by Snowtractor
[B]Yeah we guys are so bad looking at those firefighter posters and Oogling Brad Pitt or the Chippendales, and nothing quite like having a pool boy....

Well ... I guess some women want that type of choice too

[Ponysoldier]

A smart feller picks his fights, a fight with another guy
has a 50/50 chance of a good outcome... Since the
stone age we havent won a fight against the fairer
sex..... Me I'm not touching this one,Mama taught me
better.
Patrick