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Old 07-10-05, 00:45
Alex Blair (RIP) Alex Blair (RIP) is offline
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Default Some fun for Ma....

Carmen....

I know that you are quite busy with your job search and domestic responsibilities,research and coffee drinking so I'll give you an idea of how to have some fun..now that I'm retired Working people frequently ask me what I do to fill my days.

I went shopping the other day. I was only there for about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I went
up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior Citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called
him a jerk. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
I called him a piece of dog s .. t. He finished the second
ticket with a flourish and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 10 minutes.
The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's importantat my age.

Maybe you can get something interesting to do like me...

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Old 07-10-05, 01:15
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Mark W. Tonner Mark W. Tonner is offline
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Originally posted by Alex Blair
Carmen....

I know that you are quite busy with your job search and domestic responsibilities,research and coffee drinking so I'll give you an idea of how to have some fun..now that I'm retired Working people frequently ask me what I do to fill my days.

I went shopping the other day. I was only there for about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. I went
up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior Citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called
him a jerk. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
I called him a piece of dog s .. t. He finished the second
ticket with a flourish and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 10 minutes.
The more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's importantat my age.

Maybe you can get something interesting to do like me...

...now he's filling MA 's little itty bitty head with ideas.......: ..... by the way Alex, MA is busy doing what ....................domestic responsibilities you say....... : .........
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Old 07-10-05, 01:22
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..... by the way Alex, MA is busy doing what ....................domestic responsibilities you say....... : .........
hmmmmmm

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Old 07-10-05, 06:29
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ALEX: Sounds like great fun ... I could adapt that to almost any situation. Thanks bud

MARK-Oh-Oh ... how yoo do-in Old fart Grandpa? I imagine G2 has become a going concern and is pushing you around by now. Send her over for some lessons from little Missy Ma Yappy

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