Iltis Forum

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Easy does it Ed. There are dark forces at work. Those Iltis guys will lure you and your spare time to their evil purposes. They may be smiling on the outside, but take my word for it, you don't "need" an Iltis. For the sake of all things proper, pusser and Chimo, invest in an M-series vehicle as a preventative measure.

Amongst the MLU guys, I know of a 5-ton wrecker for sale. You will be the Terror of Farr Haven as you tool around the cul-de-sacs honking the air horns, crushing Toyota Pious hybrid cars, and polluting the biosphere with black particulate exhaust - worse than a thousand simultaneous backyard BBQs.