Ottawa Rotters Gracies Call - Poll

[Geoff Winnington-Ball (RIP)]

Originally posted by Bruce MacMillan
As intel ossifer for the left coast i have discovered that there are two Gracies in Ottawaaawaaa! Your measly attempt to focus on blonds did not distract me from noticing Brigitte is a short hair brunette, not a long hair blond. Our agent Colin is only smiling at the wool (or rayon out east) that he pulled over your eyes.

Just check his baggage for parts before he leaves.

BE ADVISED:

(1) TWO GRACIES' -- A now obviously effective diversionary tactic, deliberate in its making and devastating in its import;

(2) BRIGITTE -- The lovely Brigitte, she of the flashing eyes and raven hair, whose mastery of the Black Arts has been only truly appreciated by her victims as they writhe and gibber before her at the command of the Imperial Rotters;

(3) WOOL -- Nae, not over Rotter Eyes, which are all-seeing through psychic commands transmitted to and from our omniscient blonde hostesses;

(4) PARTS -- Fear not, Sir, all parts in the Ottawa Valley are under fearsome guard from the attentions of each other alone, and n'one else shall ever thus partake upon the Motherlode.

THUS SPAKE JIF.